i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
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I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
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we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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