Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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