Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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