scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
ttyl tear gas
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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