Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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