shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
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my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
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And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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