i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
organizing the empties. That sober.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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