I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
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I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
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My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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