If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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