And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
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Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize