Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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