Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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