This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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