Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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