I like my sex mixed with concussions.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I could fuck to npr.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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