I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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