these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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