does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
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We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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