I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
where are you?
Hypothermia
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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