They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
