Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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