I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
is wine microwaveable?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
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I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
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if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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