soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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