Plan B is the new Plan A
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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