omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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