Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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