are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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