He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
areolas are like halos for boobs.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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