you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
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It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
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Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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