in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
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I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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