Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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