Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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