I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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