Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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