I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
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is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
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Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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