Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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