I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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