sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
no, he came in my armpit
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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