nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
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Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
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Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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