yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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