I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
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How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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