ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
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5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
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This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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