just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
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I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
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I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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