You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
