Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
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