IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
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