me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
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Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
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sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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