i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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