So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
im on a boat
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