i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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