The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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