today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
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he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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