is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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