In the future we'll all be gay
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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