If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
