I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
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Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
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And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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